What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:44

Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
—
No, not a chance
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
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So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!